What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.