What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.