Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.