Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.