Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"