How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak