How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

7 Day Jokes More 7 Day Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak