How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.