How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.