What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.