What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.