What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.