What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )