Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)