Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.