Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)