What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !