What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's