What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.