What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.