What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Gatorade