What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade