What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Who falls first?

Neither. They can both levitate.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.