What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade