How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.