What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!