What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!