What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!