Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.