Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Kurt Fossil

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Play with its citorus

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The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Nailed it

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Wait until he's finished.

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Just wait. They'll tell you.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

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IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns