Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn