Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns