Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn