Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn