Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns