Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn