One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
Because they have a lot of manors.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
No telemarketers.