One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.
Attire.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
They are both empty from the neck up.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
You get a lot of puse.
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.