What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming