What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.