What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve