What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.