What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.