Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.