Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!