Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!