Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Cut its nose off.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He's a fungi
Brew.
Only 12. One for every month.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
My mother-in-law.
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
He didn't
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
