Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
It got fired.
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Take away his credit card.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Friends.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
A spanking
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Ham-burgers!
DODGE!!!
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
They're not infallible
She threw out all the W's.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "