Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
A bullet.
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
I'm more of a L'Oreal fan
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Don't Stop
Friend: "Motivational."
I don't have any friends.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
12 Casualties
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
M: Protesting this conversation.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
She threw out all the W's.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
