Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Humans miss Harambe.
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
To stop Hispanic attacks.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
His Holmies
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Because m = AIt
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
He had no attachments.
If you break a leg, you get cast
An act of violins.
DODGE!!!
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
She threw away all of the W's.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
