Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal