Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Med School Jokes More Med School Jokes

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family