Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"