What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !