What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !