For the halibut
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Would you pull that crap with a net?
They both fiddle with a rod
Net fish and krill
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Cause they're good anglers.
For the halibut.
Pick a cod, any cod!
Your place or mine
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Because he was a master-baiter.
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Just for the halibut.
He had allure.
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Row v. Wade
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
For the Halibut
When he's completely out of line
Because he was fly fishing.
Network.
Netfish and krill
The Master Baiter.
Fresh bait
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
He didn't have a Gar
Well man it's been reel.
Trick-or-trout!"
He was a real catch
Net profits !
The bucket
9 Months.
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Oh yeah. Imagination.
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Because they can't see if they close both.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Homeless.
Hormones
Thort thorts.
A: You skip across the flat ones.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
