Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.