Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.