What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.