Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Sistine Chapel Jokes More Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling