Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling