Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling