Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

Eighteen Jokes More Eighteen Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.