Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Solar Panel Jokes More Solar Panel Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.