Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.