Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.