Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.