Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.