Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.