Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it