Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it