Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first