Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.