Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What ya doin'?

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.