How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.