How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT