How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.