How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted