How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).