Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.