What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.