What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.