What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!