What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.