What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.