What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.