Language Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.