What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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A Julius Seizure.

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Adobe wan kenobi

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.