FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
A full set of teeth.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Because they are executable
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Wow, such empty
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
The Higgs Bison!
University of Brighton
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
They're both under DC.
Because he didn't like DC...
