Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker