Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.