What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!