What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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He works them out with a pencil.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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I literally cannot deal.

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Because it's just-ice

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French Flies!

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Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.