What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Oman!