Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Brexit
God speed.
They work on so many levels.
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
because there is a target in every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
I ran.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
Oman!