What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Go Ahead Make My Day"

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.