What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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