What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!