What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.