What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!