What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."