What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "