What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."