What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."