What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!