What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."