What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."