What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."