What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."