What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."