What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."