A Dead End.
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He used the Cross Walk.
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.
It saw a pikachu across the street.
Let's be Avenue
Because their aims are white up my street
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
He lives on a street with no name.
To get to the other genocide.
Because i put on the wrong socks.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
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A pedestrian.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
She got hit by a Bus.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
To crunch numbers.
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So the Germans can march in the shade
One Direction
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
You better C or you'll B
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Because he was Russian
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
His brother holding the VCR.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
To get to the other side of the story.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Five after one.
Because, she really stands out on the street.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
The Germans like shade
To render the other side.
Because it's a pastor )
Ewoked.
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Because he was white.
A dead end.
She was emo.
Get a broom, you two.
To avoid a hostel takeover.
Because he didn't have the guts!
A: Because she didn't want to go.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
They might be laced with something..
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Wall Street
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
It's Cul de sac!
Ghetto Blaster
To get the Yolk Rite.
To catch a charmander.
One bawls his wares out on the street...
To render the building on the other side!
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
A double crosser.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
To say hello.... From the other side.
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
So the Germans can march in the shade.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.
Rue Dolph
A cross walk
Because I ran her over in the street.
Roll a 40 down the street.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Punksters
She didn't have the balls
Between Mexico and the US.
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
One dollar
Full speed ahead
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
Sorry
I went to Canada with my mum once"
Cause he just got it!
Now, both have an oscar.
When there's a stamp on it.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Rome.
Galapaghost Islands.
