Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Observe Jokes More Observe Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.