Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

March Jokes More March Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto