Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
A hypokrout.
Because they always fear the wurst.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Clash of Clams
S*pine* trees!
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
She was emo.
He had no patients
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
The baghetto