Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before