Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.