Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.