Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto