Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.