Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...