Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients