Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.