Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...