What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.