What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.