What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.