What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.