What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.