What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Wire haired terriers !!

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a PAW-se

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Dam it.

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They're not falling for that one again!!

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.