What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.