What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.