Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.