Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.