Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.