Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.