Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.