What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Previous Random Joke Next
Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Sauna Jokes More Sauna Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.