What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.