What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.