Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu