Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo