Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.