Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.