A neck-romancer
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He was outstanding in his field!
I couldn't raise them
Will you raise me?
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
to raise his spirits
Rich AND famous, apparently
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A chicken tender.
Blackbirds
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One has parents
It raises their shellfish steam.
Raise a family.
He was always out standing.
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
A Neckromancer
Calf Raises.
Amadeus on my dais.
A! (hands raised up)
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Price is right!
He was raising a colt.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
With a fork lift truck !
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Raise the woof!
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Raise the urinals
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The elevator can raise a child.
An elevator can raise a child.
He raised Cain.
A. They really raised Cain.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
One can raise a child
And elevator can raise kids
A: None. The democrats do that.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
A elevator can raise a kid
they raise the roof.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
To teach their kids how to walk.
When somebody asks for a raise
Because they like raising a stink !
It raises a stink!
I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
A raise in *celery*.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
They know how to raise the roof.
A: They were raised in a zoo!
Raise MY hand!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Self-raising flour
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Two, then one, then none
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
So that they can't raise it upside-down"
They wanted to raise the dead.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Self-raising dead.
ence
Because he was outstanding in his field
Whichever can reduce inflation.
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
A buccaneer.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
For kicks and giggles.
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
Because then the children have to play inside.
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
NOTHING....!!!
Sweepstakes.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
When he's a miner.
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
